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Old March 15th, 2017, 10:12 AM   #41
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And do you notice how sneaky it is. It doesn't steal a bunch, just one at a time.

It is obvious that Obama is accumulating all the stolen socks to stuff down the barrels of military arms and artillery, rendering them useless for when he starts his armed coup.

And remember, you heard it here first.
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Old March 15th, 2017, 12:37 PM   #42
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And do you notice how sneaky it is. It doesn't steal a bunch, just one at a time.

It is obvious that Obama is accumulating all the stolen socks to stuff down the barrels of military arms and artillery, rendering them useless for when he starts his armed coup.

And remember, you heard it here first.
LOL! As long as it's not using them to build a sling so that the other appliances can carry it to my bedroom to kill me in my sleep.......I can deal.
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Old March 15th, 2017, 12:55 PM   #43
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I'm getting very suspicious of my dryer. It keeps stealing my socks. I don't know what it has planned for them, but I'm convinced that it's up to something evil.
I heard from a secret source that the stolen docks are being sent to China and turned into "make America great again" hats, the material has been impregnated with a toxic chemical that makes righties even more stupid, it also has State of the art voice transmitters contained within the fibers that spy on righties conversations and sends them to President Obama's shadow government in one of the underground FEMA camps. I am sworn to secrecy, please didn't tell anyone.😎
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Old March 15th, 2017, 01:01 PM   #44
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Exactly, the government could for example be monitoring his tax returns, BINGO!, Done, nothing to see here.


And here's a story about "hackable dildoes" which sort of describes the White House Staff....

Maker of app-linked personal massage device settles privacy lawsuit for $3.75 million - Chicago Tribune
The hackable dildoes are how we found out about kellyanne conway's secret closet meetings with her god trump, it appears as if kellyanne was using a strap-on on trump.
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Old March 15th, 2017, 01:12 PM   #45
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I heard from a secret source that the stolen docks are being sent to China and turned into "make America great again" hats, the material has been impregnated with a toxic chemical that makes righties even more stupid, it also has State of the art voice transmitters contained within the fibers that spy on righties conversations and sends them to President Obama's shadow government in one of the underground FEMA camps. I am sworn to secrecy, please didn't tell anyone.😎
Your secret is safe with me. BRB...gotta go make a phone call.
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I know that the fridge is trying to kill me. It has several nasty poisonous experiments going on.
it's just making antibiotics for you
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Old March 15th, 2017, 04:52 PM   #47
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The hackable dildoes are how we found out about kellyanne conway's secret closet meetings with her god trump, it appears as if kellyanne was using a strap-on on trump.
Hackable dildos!!
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I'm getting very suspicious of my dryer. It keeps stealing my socks. I don't know what it has planned for them, but I'm convinced that it's up to something evil.
I am certain that it is BOB that is stealing my socks and I believe that he may be trying to kill me in my sleep.
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And do you notice how sneaky it is. It doesn't steal a bunch, just one at a time.

It is obvious that Obama is accumulating all the stolen socks to stuff down the barrels of military arms and artillery, rendering them useless for when he starts his armed coup.

And remember, you heard it here first.
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Old March 15th, 2017, 06:19 PM   #50
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Conway Suggests That Obama Used Microwaves to Spy on Trump

Urgent Warning!!! Right wingers check your microwaves, Obama may be watching you. 😎
Hey if you think that's something, you better watch our for that center spring in the sealy posturepedic if you are on bottom...
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