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Old December 3rd, 2015, 10:15 AM   #21
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And if they're anything like some of the idiots I have known, after you punt them, they will stagger back to their buddies and announce, quite loudly, that you must be lesbians to reject his Adonis-like personage.
Yeah, if we are lucky enough to not have to deal with them or their buddies again after that.

I don't care what they call me, just do it from a distance.
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Old December 3rd, 2015, 10:21 AM   #22
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And if they're anything like some of the idiots I have known, after you punt them, they will stagger back to their buddies and announce, quite loudly, that you must be lesbians to reject his Adonis-like personage.
Oh yes! Time after time after time!
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Old December 3rd, 2015, 10:26 AM   #23
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Oh my god, yes. Like we have to go out with some guys in the group, just to avoid most of the annoying morons who think we are really there to screw them. Whatever. Sometimes, girls just like to go out and have some fun, just like the guys do. It is so goddamn annoying when these idiots think we are there to be hit on all night, slobbered on, and basically harassed when all we want to do is go out and have some fun.

I've given serious consideration to making a sign for the table. "NOT INTERESTED"!

If I wanted to talk to some random, drunk guy, I'd go talk to him. Nope. Not gonna happen. Very rare, anyway. What isn't so rare is making sure some of the girls in our group are bringing along their boyfriends, or we have some boy toys there to run blocking maneuvers for us when the idiots start lurking about. I have some friends who have doubled as my "boyfriend" or even my "fiance" when some of the idiots get annoying.

I've done that. One night it was four of us girls and one guy. We all said that we were all 'with him'. You should have seen the looks HE got!

Some nights it would get so annoying we'd just pack it in and go to a gay bar. Those boys are fun, and they never give us any trouble! The boyfriends and other guys with us get all uneasy, but we tell them we got their backs!
Gay bars are the best. The only time the guys there want to get into you pants is to see if they make their asses look fat, and the only time they undress you with their eyes, is to dress you in something better!
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Old December 3rd, 2015, 10:30 AM   #24
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Gay bars are the best. The only time the guys there want to get into you pants is to see if they make their asses look fat, and the only time they undress you with their eyes, is to dress you in something better!
I know, they can be so much fun! There was one guy at a party who really wanted to swap his clothes for mine. It was so funny, but he really wanted to wear my skirt and boots.

That sign idea is a good one. We have also used the one boyfriend excuse on annoying drunk frat guy types. It is pretty funny seeing the look in their eyes when they realize we are seriously not interested, and all claim one skinny guy is all we need that night! Once a couple of us tried the lesbian excuse, but that only attracted way more unwanted attention. Nope, not doing that again!
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I know, they can be so much fun! There was one guy at a party who really wanted to swap his clothes for mine. It was so funny, but he really wanted to wear my skirt and boots.

That sign idea is a good one. We have also used the one boyfriend excuse on annoying drunk frat guy types. It is pretty funny seeing the look in their eyes when they realize we are seriously not interested, and all claim one skinny guy is all we need that night! Once a couple of us tried the lesbian excuse, but that only attracted way more unwanted attention. Nope, not doing that again!
Yeah, you try the lesbian thing, and they want to join in.

One night, three of us introduced ourselves as nuns and asked for a donation to our mission.
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Yeah. There's nothing like a slurring drunk ass guy telling you explicit things he wants to do to you to get you turned on. NOT!
Baby if you were a Chinese restaurant, I'd order the poo-poo platter!
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Yeah, you try the lesbian thing, and they want to join in.

One night, three of us introduced ourselves as nuns and asked for a donation to our mission.
Oh my god, that is awesome! I tried a nun costume one year for Halloween. Talk about some twisted fantasies out there. Yikes. It wasn't even a naughty nun costume, either. Some guys are just messed up, even before the first drink of the night.

I rarely get out much now with school. That's okay, because I'd rather spend time with my friends in a more private setting. Maybe I am winding down or something, but the big crowded bars and clubs (meat markets) are not so attractive any more.
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Baby if you were a Chinese restaurant, I'd order the poo-poo platter!
What success percentage does that one get you?
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What success percentage does that one get you?
I know. It sounds super gross.
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What success percentage does that one get you?
It works every time.
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