|December 4th, 2015, 11:32 AM||#41|
Join Date: May 2013
BTW guys...... Before sending a drink to a woman....send the wait person over to say 'that gentleman would like to buy you a drink.'. You won't have to deal with being turned down to your face, and you'll save some money.
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|December 4th, 2015, 01:38 PM||#43|
Join Date: Nov 2012
Once when I was showing a new employee around the hospital and we were having a coffee in the caf. she suddenly said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Would you ever go out with me?" WTF is a guy suppose to answer to that! Well I decided to just nip it in the bud, as someone on Mayberry used to say. So I simply said no; holly shit did her face drop. So I said it's not that you aren't attractive, it's just that you're not my type. I don't think she ever forgave me for that. Oh well, telle est la vie.
|December 4th, 2015, 04:27 PM||#44|
Join Date: Feb 2014
|December 7th, 2015, 05:26 PM||#45|
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Memphis, Tn.
Back in the day, before I gave up the cocaine and Jack Daniels, I hung out with some real longue lizards.
I saw one of my "friends" (the cops insisted later in calling them co-conspirators) walk up to a girl seated at the bar and said, "I'd sure like to get in your pants darlin'".
She calmly put down her drink, turned to look him in the eye and said, "why, you shit in yours already?"
|April 5th, 2016, 09:00 AM||#46|
Join Date: Dec 2013
Scientific study involving fruity flies prooves devil juices causes homosodomitical bevaviour:
When fruit flies inhale alcohol, the males will start to mate with each other, forming lines.
Last edited by imaginethat; April 5th, 2016 at 10:02 AM.
|April 5th, 2016, 12:20 PM||#47|
Join Date: May 2013
And sometimes even breathing isn't necessary,
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