Political Forums  

Go Back   Defending The Truth Political Forum > Political Issues > Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco

Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco For political topics and discussions about drugs, alcohol, and tobacco


Thanks Tree72Thanks
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old December 4th, 2015, 11:32 AM   #41
Beach Goddess
 
catus felis's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: arkansas
Posts: 4,367
BTW guys...... Before sending a drink to a woman....send the wait person over to say 'that gentleman would like to buy you a drink.'. You won't have to deal with being turned down to your face, and you'll save some money.
Thanks from coke, Hollywood and Lyzza
catus felis is offline  
Old December 4th, 2015, 11:35 AM   #42
Celebrating diversity
 
Sabcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Earth
Posts: 21,938
"Want to grab a bottle and go back to my place and fuck or don't you drink?"

Never fails
Thanks from coke
Sabcat is offline  
Old December 4th, 2015, 01:38 PM   #43
Senior Member
 
roastpork's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Chicago
Posts: 8,317
Quote:
Originally Posted by catus felis View Post
BTW guys...... Before sending a drink to a woman....send the wait person over to say 'that gentleman would like to buy you a drink.'. You won't have to deal with being turned down to your face, and you'll save some money.
Now that I think about it, I've never offered to buy a woman a drink in a bar. I always just waited for one of them to walk up to me and start a conversation, it pretty much worked all the time. I think women just can't stand it when you don't seem interested in them.
Once when I was showing a new employee around the hospital and we were having a coffee in the caf. she suddenly said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Would you ever go out with me?" WTF is a guy suppose to answer to that! Well I decided to just nip it in the bud, as someone on Mayberry used to say. So I simply said no; holly shit did her face drop. So I said it's not that you aren't attractive, it's just that you're not my type. I don't think she ever forgave me for that. Oh well, telle est la vie.
Thanks from coke
roastpork is offline  
Old December 4th, 2015, 04:27 PM   #44
Banned
 
coke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: nunya
Posts: 12,580
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sabcat View Post
"Want to grab a bottle and go back to my place and fuck or don't you drink?"

Never fails
I prefer, hey, nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
Thanks from roastpork and Sabcat
coke is offline  
Old December 7th, 2015, 05:26 PM   #45
Senior Member
 
Hollywood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Memphis, Tn.
Posts: 18,409
Quote:
Originally Posted by coke View Post
I prefer, hey, nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
Cute boys, cute. Got to watch out for some women, they can have a quick wit and a sharp tongue.

Back in the day, before I gave up the cocaine and Jack Daniels, I hung out with some real longue lizards.
I saw one of my "friends" (the cops insisted later in calling them co-conspirators) walk up to a girl seated at the bar and said, "I'd sure like to get in your pants darlin'".
She calmly put down her drink, turned to look him in the eye and said, "why, you shit in yours already?"
Thanks from catus felis and coke
Hollywood is offline  
Old April 5th, 2016, 09:00 AM   #46
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Earth
Posts: 269
Scientific study involving fruity flies prooves devil juices causes homosodomitical bevaviour:

When fruit flies inhale alcohol, the males will start to mate with each other, forming lines.




Last edited by imaginethat; April 5th, 2016 at 10:02 AM.
Sunshine is offline  
Old April 5th, 2016, 12:20 PM   #47
Beach Goddess
 
catus felis's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: arkansas
Posts: 4,367
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunshine View Post
Scientific study involving fruity flies prooves devil juices causes homosodomitical bevaviour:

When fruit flies inhale alcohol, the males will start to mate with each other, forming lines.



No, it just proves that drunk males will generally fuck anything that breaths.







And sometimes even breathing isn't necessary,
Thanks from coke
catus felis is offline  
Old April 5th, 2016, 12:30 PM   #48
Boo
Banned
 
Boo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: So Cal
Posts: 851
Boys this seems to be a pretty tough room, anyone lost any appendages yet?
Thanks from coke
Boo is offline  
Reply

  Defending The Truth Political Forum > Political Issues > Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco

Tags
alcohol, excuse



Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Presidential Proclamation-- National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month, 2013 The White House The White House 0 August 30th, 2013 01:40 PM
Tips to quit drinking alcohol carlin7386 Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco 5 December 11th, 2010 07:22 PM
Tips to Stay Off Alcohol lillywilliam Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco 10 August 5th, 2009 07:59 AM
Excuse Me, Can I Get A Say??? fxashun New Users 10 March 19th, 2007 12:05 PM


Facebook Twitter RSS Feed



Copyright © 2005-2013 Defending The Truth. All rights reserved.