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Old October 17th, 2008, 06:41 AM   #1
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What Will They Do If Prop 8 Fails?

Because Prop 8's failure will decimate the sacred institution of traditional marriage, what will Gayry and his cohorts do? I guess he'll have to divorce his wife. His parents, if they live in California, will split up because <gasp> same sex marriages will be the law of the state.



Gayry will have to move back to England. Otherwise, he'll have to face the hordes of Conestoga wagons loaded up with gay men and women traveling across the deserts of Nevada and Utah to get to the promised land of California. Dust bowl gays will load up their pickups and, like the okies in the depression, they will "go west, young man (or woman, as it may be)."



The Girls Gone Wild video series will be replaced in California with Gays Gone Wild. Unemployment will soar as migrant gays arrive in California. Hooka and oxygen bars will be replaced by the Lounge Sappho and its ilk. Elementary schools will drop their present curricula, the one that has led to the great education our students currently receive, and replace it with gay studies. Bible thumping Christians will have a new Exodus - an exodus out of California to avoid the upcoming plague of divorce and pestilence of fractured marriages as craqueline matrimonial estates fail due to same sex marriage.
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Old October 17th, 2008, 06:45 AM   #2
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You are absolutely correct! Also, the California State Flag will change to a rainbow colour with a silloette(sic) of two guys butt fucking.
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Old October 17th, 2008, 06:47 AM   #3
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Because Prop 8's failure will decimate the sacred institution of traditional marriage, what will Gayry and his cohorts do? I guess he'll have to divorce his wife. His parents, if they live in California, will split up because <gasp> same sex marriages will be the law of the state.



Gayry will have to move back to England. Otherwise, he'll have to face the hordes of Conestoga wagons loaded up with gay men and women traveling across the deserts of Nevada and Utah to get to the promised land of California. Dust bowl gays will load up their pickups and, like the okies in the depression, they will "go west, young man (or woman, as it may be)."



The Girls Gone Wild video series will be replaced in California with Gays Gone Wild. Unemployment will soar as migrant gays arrive in California. Hooka and oxygen bars will be replaced by the Lounge Sappho and its ilk. Elementary schools will drop their present curricula, the one that has led to the great education our students currently receive, and replace it with gay studies. Bible thumping Christians will have a new Exodus - an exodus out of California to avoid the upcoming plague of divorce and pestilence of fractured marriages as craqueline matrimonial estates fail due to same sex marriage.


I'm sure you don't think all of that will happen as you described, don't you think?
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Old October 17th, 2008, 09:03 AM   #4
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I'm sure you don't think all of that will happen as you described, don't you think?


Gary thinks so, apparently.
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Something about the "new" guy strikes me as familiar. I just can't put my hands on it though.
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it's hardly unusual for somebody here to point at gaysher
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Old October 20th, 2008, 05:34 AM   #7
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Something about the "new" guy strikes me as familiar. I just can't put my hands on it though.


If by "familiar" you mean "sees that gary is full of shit after only a few posts" then you have a point! That says way more about gary than it does about the "new guy".
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Something about the "new" guy strikes me as familiar. I just can't put my hands on it though.


Yep he looks like one of the trissie gang's sock puppets, maybe from the same IP address as yagmi/cubbie.



I bet he disappears as fast as he arrived.
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Yep he looks like one of the trissie gang's sock puppets, maybe from the same IP address as yagmi/cubbie.



I bet he disappears as fast as he arrived.


Where's gurky been, gary?
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Where's gurky been, gary?


Are you yagmi/cubbie?
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