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Old February 12th, 2015, 08:00 AM   #1
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i'm changing parties

i've decided to become a liberal. so what do i need to do to become a good liberal? here's my list so far:

1. vote democrat no matter what.

2. support illegal immigration and amnesty for anyone who can scramble across the border and outrun border patrol.

3. support welfare for anyone who doesn't want to work. even for life if they don't want to work and feel a job would disrupt their lifestyle or criminal activities.

4. vote to take guns away from law abiding citizens so they are at the mercy of the welfare receiving criminals.

5. vote to prosecute any police officer who kills someone while defending their own life. especially if the cop is white and the offender is black.

6. keep a stack of race cards and use them for any argument that can't be won with reason, common sense or facts alone.

7. tell others frequently how horrible israel is to those poor poor palestinians.

8. tell others frequent that zionists are in a diabolical plot to take over the world.

9. frequently tell others how peaceful and loving muslims are.

10. frequently tell others how horrible it is to waterboard those poor poor terrorists who chop off people's heads and burn them alive.

11. campaign to close gitmo and release dangerous terrorists back into the world so they can begin terrorizing again.

12. declare obama is the most transparent president ever and can do no wrong.

13. declare obamacare is the greatest new law ever and NO one should question it or complain when they lose their plan and their doctor or when they can't afford the "affordable" premiums.

14. legalize all drugs!

15. confidently declare hilary is the next mrs. president.

16. be pro-choice even until the kid starts kindergarten.



am i forgetting anything because i want to be a REALLY REALLY good liberal so i will be blissfully happy!

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Old February 12th, 2015, 08:08 AM   #2
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You forgot just one thing;

17) lose the sanctimonious, bitter attitude and invent a little compassion, understanding and civility.
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Old February 12th, 2015, 08:08 AM   #3
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i've decided to become a liberal. so what do i need to do to become a good liberal? here's my list so far:

1. vote democrat no matter what.

2. support illegal immigration and amnesty for anyone who can scramble across the border and outrun border patrol.

3. support welfare for anyone who doesn't want to work. even for life if they don't want to work and feel a job would disrupt their lifestyle or criminal activities.

4. vote to take guns away from law abiding citizens so they are at the mercy of the welfare receiving criminals.

5. vote to prosecute any police officer who kills someone while defending their own life. especially if the cop is white and the offender is black.

6. keep a stack of race cards and use them for any argument that can't be won with reason, common sense or facts alone.

7. tell others frequently how horrible israel is to those poor poor palestinians.

8. tell others frequent that zionists are in a diabolical plot to take over the world.

9. frequently tell others how peaceful and loving muslims are.

10. frequently tell others how horrible it is to waterboard those poor poor terrorists who chop off people's heads and burn them alive.

11. campaign to close gitmo and release dangerous terrorists back into the world so they can begin terrorizing again.

12. declare obama is the most transparent president ever and can do no wrong.

13. declare obamacare is the greatest new law ever and NO one should question it or complain when they lose their plan and their doctor or when they can't afford the "affordable" premiums.

14. legalize all drugs!

15. confidently declare hilary is the next mrs. president.

16. be pro-choice even until the kid starts kindergarten.



am i forgetting anything because i want to be a REALLY REALLY good liberal so i will be blissfully happy!
A stupid thread who's only purpose is to flame-bait and generally stir up a response of even stupider posts.
Adios.
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Old February 12th, 2015, 08:41 AM   #4
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i've decided to become a liberal. so what do i need to do to become a good liberal? here's my list so far:

1. vote democrat no matter what.

2. support illegal immigration and amnesty for anyone who can scramble across the border and outrun border patrol.

3. support welfare for anyone who doesn't want to work. even for life if they don't want to work and feel a job would disrupt their lifestyle or criminal activities.

4. vote to take guns away from law abiding citizens so they are at the mercy of the welfare receiving criminals.

5. vote to prosecute any police officer who kills someone while defending their own life. especially if the cop is white and the offender is black.

6. keep a stack of race cards and use them for any argument that can't be won with reason, common sense or facts alone.

7. tell others frequently how horrible israel is to those poor poor palestinians.

8. tell others frequent that zionists are in a diabolical plot to take over the world.

9. frequently tell others how peaceful and loving muslims are.

10. frequently tell others how horrible it is to waterboard those poor poor terrorists who chop off people's heads and burn them alive.

11. campaign to close gitmo and release dangerous terrorists back into the world so they can begin terrorizing again.

12. declare obama is the most transparent president ever and can do no wrong.

13. declare obamacare is the greatest new law ever and NO one should question it or complain when they lose their plan and their doctor or when they can't afford the "affordable" premiums.

14. legalize all drugs!

15. confidently declare hilary is the next mrs. president.

16. be pro-choice even until the kid starts kindergarten.



am i forgetting anything because i want to be a REALLY REALLY good liberal so i will be blissfully happy!
I just love it when people paint with extremely broad brushes. You haven't been paying attention.
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Old February 12th, 2015, 10:19 AM   #5
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A stupid thread who's only purpose is to flame-bait and generally stir up a response of even stupider posts.
Adios.
pot, meet kettle...

btw, is "stupider" even a word?

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Old February 12th, 2015, 10:20 AM   #6
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I just love it when people paint with extremely broad brushes. You haven't been paying attention.
i was trying to be specific.

actually some of the things republicans are doing lately are embarrassing and wrong. maybe i'll just be an independent..

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Old February 12th, 2015, 11:21 AM   #7
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i was trying to be specific.

actually some of the things republicans are doing lately are embarrassing and wrong. maybe i'll just be an independent..
That's exactly what you should do.

The parties are at best right half of the time. At best.

To be a D or an R requires negotiations with the Devil, re: your soul.

As an independent, I agree more often with the Ds, but, not always, re: Obamacare.

You'll know you ARE an independent when Ds accuse you of being an R, and Rs accuse you of being a D.

Good luck!!!
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Kbear nailed the Democrat voters of DTT. As Camelot said, all I care about are elections. The nation....... Not so much.


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Old February 12th, 2015, 12:26 PM   #9
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Kbear nailed the Democrat voters of DTT. As Camelot said, all I care about are elections. The nation....... Not so much.


Deception and disingenuousness are hallmarks of the Right wing mind set. I said in reference to polls that represent silly snapshots in time, that elections are the only polls that ultimately matter. An asshole taking my words out of context will never be allowed to stand.
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You forgot just one thing;

17) lose the sanctimonious, bitter attitude and invent a little compassion, understanding and civility.
You mean "gimme free stuff" in other words, huh?
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