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Old October 11th, 2015, 05:19 PM   #1
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs Rules
1. never let suspects stay together
1. never screw over your partner
2. always wear gloves at a crime scene
3. dont believe what your told-double check
3. never be unreachable
4. the best way to keep a secret- keep it to yourself. second best- tell one other person. there is no third best
5. you dont waste good
6. never apologize- its a sign of weakness
7. always be spicific when you lie
8. never take anything for granted
9. never go anywhere without a knife
10. never get personally involved on a case
11. when the job is done walk away
12. never date a coworker
13. never, ever involve a lawyer
15. always work as a team
16. if someone thinks they have the upper hand- break it
18. its better to seek forgiveness then ask permission
22. never, ever bother gibbs in interrogation
23. never mess with a marines coffee if you want to live
27. two ways to follow: first way they never notice you- second way they only notice you
35. always watch the watchers
36. if it feels like your being played you probably are
38. your case, your lead
39. there is no such thing as a coincidence
40's are for emergany use only
40. if it seems someone is out to get you, there is
44. first thing first hide the women and children
45. clean up your own mess
51. sometimes- your wrong
69. never trust a women who dosent trust her man
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Old October 12th, 2015, 07:29 AM   #2
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs Rules
1. never let suspects stay together
1. never screw over your partner
2. always wear gloves at a crime scene
3. dont believe what your told-double check
3. never be unreachable
4. the best way to keep a secret- keep it to yourself. second best- tell one other person. there is no third best
5. you dont waste good
6. never apologize- its a sign of weakness
7. always be spicific when you lie
8. never take anything for granted
9. never go anywhere without a knife
10. never get personally involved on a case
11. when the job is done walk away
12. never date a coworker
13. never, ever involve a lawyer
15. always work as a team
16. if someone thinks they have the upper hand- break it
18. its better to seek forgiveness then ask permission
22. never, ever bother gibbs in interrogation
23. never mess with a marines coffee if you want to live
27. two ways to follow: first way they never notice you- second way they only notice you
35. always watch the watchers
36. if it feels like your being played you probably are
38. your case, your lead
39. there is no such thing as a coincidence
40's are for emergany use only
40. if it seems someone is out to get you, there is
44. first thing first hide the women and children
45. clean up your own mess
51. sometimes- your wrong
69. never trust a women who dosent trust her man
So, who is Leroy Jethro Gibbs and why is he too dumb to realize that "Marine" is always capitalized?
This from a TV show?
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Old October 12th, 2015, 07:53 AM   #3
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Rule 1, ignore Rule 2.
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Old October 12th, 2015, 07:56 AM   #4
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Rule 70. Learn how to number things correctly.
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Old October 12th, 2015, 10:20 AM   #5
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In "marine wildlife" it is not capitalized
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Old October 12th, 2015, 10:23 AM   #6
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So, who is Leroy Jethro Gibbs and why is he too dumb to realize that "Marine" is always capitalized?
This from a TV show?
Do you know what is funny about your post? You failed to realize that there is no punctuation in any of the rules and you pointed out one that even a proofing program would overlook.
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#59 from the Ferengi rules of acquisition.
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