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Old March 26th, 2013, 07:36 AM   #21
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• Your daddy should have pulled out and shot you against the wall.
• You're so ugly, your momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
• You're dumber than a bag of hammers.
• You couldn't find your own ass with both hands and a flashlight.
• You ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot.
• That's as worthless as teats on a boar.
• You're so inept, you could f*ck up a wet dream.
• You're uglier than homemade sin.
• You're full of shit as a Christmas goose.
• He's locked in a never-ending contest with himself, to see who can be the biggest asshole.
• That's about 10 steps to the wrong side of stupid.
• You couldn't get laid if you walked into a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.

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Old March 26th, 2013, 08:06 AM   #22
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i can't see things from your perspective, I don't have the flexibility to get my head that far up my a.....
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Old March 26th, 2013, 10:32 AM   #23
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you look like somebody left the front porch light on, but nobody's home inside.
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Old March 26th, 2013, 12:12 PM   #24
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• Your family tree looks like a telephone pole.
• You might be divorced, but she's still your sister.
• Yours ends where mine bends.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 10:06 AM   #25
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sorry I'm late, your mom forgot to set my alarm before she left.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 10:22 AM   #26
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You kissed the dog, and the dog started licking his ass, to get the taste out of his mouth.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 10:46 AM   #27
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you'll never be half the man your mother is.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 11:19 AM   #28
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Your mother is so stupid, she killed her toy poodle, trying to put new batteries in it.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 11:21 AM   #29
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Your mother is so stupid, she killed her toy poodle, trying to put new batteries in it.
when my bichon was a puppy, she did fool some people who thought she was a battery toy.
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Old March 27th, 2013, 11:24 AM   #30
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say that again, you're so cute when you pretend to know what you're talking about.
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