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Old October 2nd, 2015, 04:21 PM   #21
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Okay, see, I get called on it all the time. Even when I am not trying to have an attitude and just trying to join in a discussion. It seems certain people don't like me at all, and that is fine. I don't care. To be honest, today I have had a great time talking with you all. It was going to be a long and boring day of stuff I had to do, but could check in online also.

If I seem all snarky or come across with an attitude, it is truthfully because I get pushed around a lot here. Fine, I get it, lots of tough guys. Sure, but I have a voice as well and will use it.

Sorry if I seem mean, because I'm really not. I probably am a bit defensive after the first time I started posting here a couple days ago. I will try to be more aware of that. Now, if everyone else would just try to not push me around, that would also be great.

But, that said, I still don't like the "humor" in this thread!!!!!!! Sorry, had to stick that in there!
I'll be nice, I apologize for being an asshole.
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Old October 2nd, 2015, 04:23 PM   #22
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I'll be nice, I apologize for being an asshole.
Well, we can't get too friendly. You just know we will be arguing over some stupid political thing again in a day ... or an hour!

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Old October 2nd, 2015, 04:27 PM   #23
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Well, we can't get too friendly. You just know we will be arguing over some stupid political thing again in a day ... or an hour!

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Yes we will.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 06:48 AM   #24
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I think being asked to source the article on some satire I made up is hilarious.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 11:46 AM   #25
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One should check the section this post is in
Dammit. I didn't.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 11:50 AM   #26
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I think being asked to source the article on some satire I made up is hilarious.
I came into this thread from the the what's new section. I didn't pay attention to the sub forum it was in.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 11:55 AM   #27
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Put the male queers with the women when taking a shower in the military, I can live with that.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 12:10 PM   #28
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Yeah, that sounds like a legit suggestion.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 04:51 PM   #29
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In order to more rapidly facilitate the gender neutrality of America's armed services the joint chiefs of staff have directed that all members off each of the armed forces will be issued a standard undergarment they are required to wear. this garment is to be sheer, tight fitting, rayon, with an absorbent gusset. There is also to be a lace frill about the waistband and leg holes. There is to be no "fly" to give males unfair ease of access.

One major advantage of these undergarments will be to remove the unfair advantage male service persons have in field operations since they now will be required to completely drop their pants to urinate. Standing urinals will now be removed from all military facilities, bases, planes, and ships. True equality, everyone will sit to pee.

Those made uncomfortable by the tight fit will not need to suffer long, as orchiectomies will soon become mandatory for all relevant service persons. this will remove any male advantage and greatly reduce sexual harrassment complaints among service persons.
responding to this statement, russian president Putin suggested the US not get its panties in a twist.
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Old October 6th, 2015, 10:01 PM   #30
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I think being asked to source the article on some satire I made up is hilarious.
yep, that was funny. well done.
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