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webguy4 September 30th, 2015 04:31 AM

USA's Gender Neutral Military
 
In order to more rapidly facilitate the gender neutrality of America's armed services the joint chiefs of staff have directed that all members off each of the armed forces will be issued a standard undergarment they are required to wear. this garment is to be sheer, tight fitting, rayon, with an absorbent gusset. There is also to be a lace frill about the waistband and leg holes. There is to be no "fly" to give males unfair ease of access.

One major advantage of these undergarments will be to remove the unfair advantage male service persons have in field operations since they now will be required to completely drop their pants to urinate. Standing urinals will now be removed from all military facilities, bases, planes, and ships. True equality, everyone will sit to pee.

Those made uncomfortable by the tight fit will not need to suffer long, as orchiectomies will soon become mandatory for all relevant service persons. this will remove any male advantage and greatly reduce sexual harrassment complaints among service persons.

webguy4 September 30th, 2015 04:37 AM

Once this policy has been fully implemented new rules of engagement will be issued by the obama admn for troops encountering hostile forces.

Rather than armed resistance, troops will be instructed to turn the back to the enemy, drop their pants and get on all fours.

the new strategy will save lives as we assume the enemy would rather copulate than kill.

Previously male married service persons who's wives find themselves inconvenienced by the lack of ability to procreate with their spouses will be encouraged to register with the defense department as being available as "war booty" to be given to enemy combatants as part of surrender negotiations.

Twisted Sister September 30th, 2015 04:41 AM

Rayon burns hot and sticks to the skin, not a wise move in my opinion. It is true that Marines requested family members to send pantyhose to them in Vietnam to keep the bugs from biting.

Camelot September 30th, 2015 04:47 AM

Per usual, source ? If you don't source your posts, then you are claiming the words as your own. That's copyright infringement.

webguy4 September 30th, 2015 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Camelot (Post 853987)
Per usual, source ? If you don't source your posts, then you are claiming the words as your own. That's copyright infringement.

I don't believe US military public policy statements have copyrights.

Camelot September 30th, 2015 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by webguy4 (Post 853993)
I don't believe US military public policy statements have copyrights.

You must post a verifiable source. I have no idea where you got that article.

webguy4 October 2nd, 2015 02:31 PM

Obama today ordered the military that no previously male service persons may be promoted until they complete a total gender reassignment.

any soldiers who refuse surgery will be housed in prisons until they comply, the can't be released back to civilian life since they have proven to be homophobic and represent a danger to society.

Lyzza October 2nd, 2015 02:59 PM

So, is this the kind of respect (or lack there of) you have for our military men and women. Are you in that horrible Fred Phelps church? Why do you hate our troops?

excalibur October 2nd, 2015 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Camelot (Post 853987)
Per usual, source ? If you don't source your posts, then you are claiming the words as your own. That's copyright infringement.


Says the guy who was lifting entire sections from a book not too long ago, in clear violation of said author's, and his publisher's, clearly stated copyright statement regarding that book.




excalibur October 2nd, 2015 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyzza (Post 855774)
So, is this the kind of respect (or lack there of) you have for our military men and women. Are you in that horrible Fred Phelps church? Why do you hate our troops?


And you're humorless as well.




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