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Old June 11th, 2018, 09:36 AM   #1
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Kim Jong Un offers to host peace talks between the US and Canada

SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada.

Speaking to reporters at his hotel in Singapore, Kim said that the rising tensions between the North American neighbors were posing an “intolerable threat to world peace.”

In addition to offering to host U.S.-Canada talks in Pyongyang, Kim urged the immediate creation of a demilitarized zone along the border separating the two hostile nations.

“In exchange for Canadian Mounties agreeing to stand down on their side of the border, the United States, in turn, would dismantle its nuclear weapons,” Kim said.

Although stating that “North Korea stands ready and willing to be an honest broker” in peace talks between the two countries, he urged Trump to dial back the “inflammatory rhetoric” that he aimed at Canadians over the weekend.

“Violent language and threats have no place in international diplomacy,” Kim said.
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You know where that's from. You have been slacking off lately.
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SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada.

Speaking to reporters at his hotel in Singapore, Kim said that the rising tensions between the North American neighbors were posing an “intolerable threat to world peace.”

In addition to offering to host U.S.-Canada talks in Pyongyang, Kim urged the immediate creation of a demilitarized zone along the border separating the two hostile nations.

“In exchange for Canadian Mounties agreeing to stand down on their side of the border, the United States, in turn, would dismantle its nuclear weapons,” Kim said.

Although stating that “North Korea stands ready and willing to be an honest broker” in peace talks between the two countries, he urged Trump to dial back the “inflammatory rhetoric” that he aimed at Canadians over the weekend.

“Violent language and threats have no place in international diplomacy,” Kim said.

That is beautiful. I hope the genius of that offer is not lost on citizens who can not get the point.
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You know where that's from. You have been slacking off lately.


Borowitz!! There's a certain beauty in his writing! Sigh.

Moving on....just watched a little CNN about the president's BIG DAY tomorrow with Kimmie Yum.

Surprise. Surprise. The president has already changed his plans. He's leaving tomorrow night??? ONE DAY??? WELL, WOWZAAA. Obviously, the Trumpster is going to make quick work of Kim.

AND get this. So far, what we are hearing is that tomorrow morning (meet and greet) there will be FOUR people in the room: Donny, Kim and the translators. Call me crazy (or cautious) but do ya really think this is a great idea?
Can't you already see the reports? From Trump. With no one to confirm or deny what was said?

The Wingdings are already predicting a first-round knock-out Trump victory, but those who know (or think they know) Kimmy Yummy say that NOKO thinks the deal is an all or nothing thingy. IN other words, Kimmy will be MORE than happy to "denuclearize" when everyone else does. LMAO.

Seriously....is that what Yummy thinks???? OMG. I hope I'm wrong but honestly, this whole thing could be a scene from The Muppet Movie.
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