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Old June 25th, 2018, 05:53 AM   #1
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My political restaurant

I think, given the latest loony Lefty shenanigans with this restaurant incident against White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, I'll start a political themed restaurant. The service will basically be as follows:

If you're a libertarian or Republican, you'll get good quality food and service; it will also be expedient at a competitive price.

If you're religious, you can get food that's kosher for Jews, halal friendly for Muslims, free of beef for Hindus, fish for Christians, etc.

If you're a Socialist, you'll have to wait in a long line for bread.

If you're a Democrat, you'll be politely asked to leave.

If you're gay, we'll bake you a wedding cake.

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Ooh! I just thought of another service: If you're a LEO, we'll provide you with a bag of donuts.

I had also thought about providing meat-free food for vegetarians & vegans, but I guess I forgot about that because I wasn't able to come up with a political spin for it, so that may not be available on the menu for now. Would this be something for the religious menu? Seems like it would be, to me.

Does anyone have their own suggestions?
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Ooh! I just thought of another service: If you're a LEO, we'll provide you with a bag of donuts.

I had also thought about providing meat-free food for vegetarians & vegans, but I guess I forgot about that because I wasn't able to come up with a political spin for it, so that may not be available on the menu for now. Would this be something for the religious menu? Seems like it would be, to me.

Does anyone have their own suggestions?
How about deep fried cow patties for RW Republicans? They love to eat up bullshit.
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Ooh! I just thought of another service: If you're a LEO, we'll provide you with a bag of donuts.

I had also thought about providing meat-free food for vegetarians & vegans, but I guess I forgot about that because I wasn't able to come up with a political spin for it, so that may not be available on the menu for now. Would this be something for the religious menu? Seems like it would be, to me.

Does anyone have their own suggestions?
If they are vegan they are probably gay and a leftist so maybe they get in the bread line for their cake.
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Old June 25th, 2018, 09:45 AM   #6
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I think, given the latest loony Lefty shenanigans with this restaurant incident against White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, I'll start a political themed restaurant. The service will basically be as follows:

If you're a libertarian or Republican, you'll get good quality food and service; it will also be expedient at a competitive price.

If you're religious, you can get food that's kosher for Jews, halal friendly for Muslims, free of beef for Hindus, fish for Christians, etc.

If you're a Socialist, you'll have to wait in a long line for bread.

If you're a Democrat, you'll be politely asked to leave.

If you're gay, we'll bake you a wedding cake.



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I'm probably going to get marched off to a gulag ...


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Trumps “rule” is very similar to one of mine.

If you’re an asshole on the outside then that probably means, way deep down inside, you’re an asshole.
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New menu items:


The deluxe nothing burger - for those interested in following the Russia election interference investigation, which includes Mueller's special sauce & we'll be layin' it on thick.

Red herring - for those who like to create diversions.
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