- Oct 2010
Is this factual or not Yeni, yes, or no?According to the literature, muslims will either go to a paradise or hell on Judgment Day. The guys get some women who will perpetually revert to virgins and a couple of 90 foot tall translucent women-type creatures as well as a herd of cute boys.
One of the things Mohammed had the boys to do, besides kissing them, was to have one carry a tumbler of water behind Mohammed each time he went to poop so that he could wash his behind. And the boy also had to fetch three stones so that Mohammed could use them to wipe his butt.
Now, suppose you got into paradise as one of the cute boys. How long do you think it would take you to get fed up with doing toilet duty? Would you last 100 years? Or would you make it for a billion years? I suppose some might endure for a trillion years. But surely, at some point, you would crack and whack the guy upside his head with a stone.
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 158 :
Narrated by 'Abdullah
The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones. I found two stones and searched for the third but could not find it. So took a dried piece of dung and brought it to him. He took the two stones and threw away the dung and said, "This is a filthy thing."
Jabir (b. Abdullab) (Allah be pleased with him) reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: Odd number of stones are to be used for cleaning (the private parts after answering the call of nature), and casting of pebbles at the Jamras is to be done by odd numbers (seven), and (the number) of circuits between al-Safa' and al-Marwa is also odd (seven), and the number of circuits (around the Ka'ba) is also odd (seven). Whenever any one of you is required to use stones (for cleaning the private parts) he should use odd number of stones (three, five or seven). (Book #007, Hadith #2982)
(1) Narrated Salman al-Farsi: It was said to Salman: Your Prophet teaches you everything, even about excrement. He replied: Yes. He has forbidden us to face the qiblah at the time of easing or urinating, and cleansing with right hand, and cleansing with less than three stones, or cleansing with dung or bone. (Book #1, Hadith #0007)
(2) Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) said: When any of you goes to relieve himself, he should take with him three stones to cleans himself, for they will be enough for him. (Book #1, Hadith #0040)
(3) Narrated Khuzaymah ibn Thabit: The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) was asked about cleansing (after relieving oneself). He said: (One should cleanse oneself) with three stones which should be free from dung. (Book #1, Hadith #0041)
(1) Narrated 'Aisha: A bedouin came to the Prophet and said, "You (people) kiss the boys! We don't kiss them." The Prophet said, "I cannot put mercy in your heart after Allah has taken it away from it." (Book #73, Hadith #27)