Best Parasite President

Dec 2015
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Flanders, my question was rhetorical....your answer was half-witted.

But thanks for playing and confirming what we already knew about you.

BTW, the name is Clara007. Try again sometime.
 
Jul 2018
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Trump World! Where the circus is always in town.
#12
To Clre007: I am glad you asked. Obama is the answer.

The Chicago sewer rat was the first full-blown parasite to become president. He came from parasites. He came by his political beliefs honestly. He was mentored and educated by parasites. He truly believes the government supports the private sector instead of the opposite. It is only natural that anyone who believes the garbage he preached must support parasites with tax dollars.

Listen to the sewer rat in the brief video and ask “What business did the Obama ever create other than more parasites.


Obama was a street hustling spiritual leader (community organizer) who got a lot help from tax dollars. Worse still, he made parasites proud of being parasites.

In time, once freeloaders like Obama in every society get a foot in the door they end up in charge. The most successful parasite that ever lived is no longer in office, yet his parasite policies like Obamacare are being enforced. Notice that Karl Marx formulated parasite ideology without ever getting his own hands on tax dollars, while Obama fed at the public trough from he day he was born.

Obama was the first parasite to openly preach transforming the private sector middle class into a government middle class. Transferring the nation’s wealth to tax dollar parasites began a long time ago. Obama completed the job of making educated professionals dependent upon tax dollars. The very people who were once dedicated to life and individual liberties for everyone now derive their incomes from tax dollars. Taking liberties away from non-parasites to enhance their own incomes is their first loyalty.

Incidentally, television parasites are not allowed to talk about their incomes paid with tax deductible advertising dollars.

Just to be clear on this. Everyone who is NOT necessary in maintaining a severely limited government yet derive the majority of their income from tax dollars is the definition of the parasite class.

Finally, parasites are equal opportunity parasites: They feed on necessary civil servants as well as feeding on tax dollars paid by society’s producers. Parasites do not constitute anywhere near a majority, but their institutions are the most influential exercising governing authority.
I recommend Xanax during the day and Thorazine at night.
 
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May 2018
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#13
The Chicago sewer rat was the first full-blown parasite to become president. He came from parasites. He came by his political beliefs honestly. He was mentored and educated by parasites. He truly believes the government supports the private sector instead of the opposite. It is only natural that anyone who believes the garbage he preached must support parasites with tax dollars.

Listen to the sewer rat in the brief video and ask “What business did the Obama ever create other than more parasites.
File this one in the “No Kidding” drawer:

CHICAGO (CBS) — A new study names Chicago the rat capital of the U.S.

According to a study by the apartment search service “Rent Hop,” the city received 50,963 rat complaints last year – more than any other city in the country.​

Chicago Named The ‘Rat Capital’ Of The U.S., Study Says
July 20, 2018 at 4:01 pm

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/07/20/study-chicago-rat-capital-u-s/
Rats may —— or may not —— have caused the Black Death in mediaeval Europe.

Last week, I was lit searching something unrelated when I stumbled across an April 2013 paper entitled, “Rats cannot have been intermediate hosts for Yersinia pestis during medieval plague epidemics in Northern Europe.” Wow! In the paper, Hufthammer and Walloe (2013) argue that archaeological evidence suggests that the black rat was not widespread or abundant in Northern Europe at the time of the Black Death, so fleas from rats couldn’t be the main vector of plague.​

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Does that mean that rats and rat fleas never caused plague epidemics?​

https://parasiteecology.wordpress.com/2013/11/27/did-rats-spread-the-black-death/

No matter. The Chicago sewer rat is unquestionably the intermediate host for a disease more deadly than the bubonic plague: SOCIALISM/COMMUNISM.
 
Apr 2013
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#14
Best parasite president by far is Dot Don. Sucking tons of money from the taxpayer to golf with business friends and foreign leaders at his Mar-a-Lago resort. Tons of your cash right into his pocket.
 
Feb 2007
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New York
#15
HOLD THE PHONE, Boys.

What is a parasite president??

From Time: President Barack Obama is a parasite, officially.

Scientists have named a tiny flatworm after the commander-in-chief, insisting it’s an honor. Thomas Platt, a retired biology professor at Saint Mary’s College in Indiana, told the Associated Press he discovered the 2-inch parasite and named it Baracktrema obamai because it reminds him of the President—in a good way.

“It’s long. It’s thin. And it’s cool as hell,” he said Thursday. Platt added that Baracktrema obamai, which lives in turtles’ blood, are “phenomenally incredibly resilient organisms.”

The study about the new parasite was recently published in the Journal of Parasitology.


So if a parasite was named after Trump, would it be short, fat and uncool??
Okay THAT is totally cool.
 
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May 2018
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Obama will certainly take the title of “Worst President” away from Wilson in a generation or two. As it stands now Woodrow Wilson remains the worst president ever because his policies have been governing the country for a century.
Obama is also running neck and neck with Jimmy Peanuts as the worst after he leaves office:

President Obama's back, but he picked a bad day to re-emerge. On one side of the screen, there was President Obama talking about the recovery that started on his watch. On the other half, the news-reader was telling us about economic numbers not seen in a long time. My guess is that he'd preferred a different day to make his reappearance.​
So why is Obama back? My guess is that this is all about getting black Americans out to vote.​
September 9, 2018​
He picked a funny day to talk about himself​
By Silvio Canto, Jr.​
 

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