Bo Burnham - "From God's Perspective"

Jul 2008
19,243
13,262
Virginia Beach, VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxc20saM8DA

The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure you shouldn’t be a dick
And I don’t watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.
You’re not going to heaven.
Why the fuck would you think I’d ever want to kick it with you.
None of you are going to heaven.
There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn’t abstain from rape just ‘cause you think that I want you to.
You shouldn’t rape ‘cause rape is a fucked up thing to do.

Pretty obvious just don’t fucking rape people
Didn’t think I had to write that one down for you.


I don’t think masturbation is obscene.
It’s absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
You make my job a living hell.
I sent gays to fix overpopulation, boy did that go well.
You’re not going to heaven
Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns
None of you are going to heaven.
You’re not my children, you’re a bad game SIMs
You shouldn’t abstain just cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork.

Because why the fuck would I give a shit?
I created the universe, think I’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?


You argue and you bicker and you fight.
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true.
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
You pray so badly for heaven.
Knowing any day might be the day that you die.
But maybe life on Earth could be heaven
Doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?
My love is the type of thing you have to earn.
And when you earn it you won’t need it.
My love is the type of thing you have to earn.
And when you earn it you won’t need it.
I’m not going to give you love just ‘cause I know that you want me too.
If you want love then the love has gotta come from you.
 
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Jul 2016
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Alabama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxc20saM8DA

The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure you shouldn’t be a dick
And I don’t watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.
You’re not going to heaven.
Why the fuck would you think I’d ever want to kick it with you.
None of you are going to heaven.
There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn’t abstain from rape just ‘cause you think that I want you to.
You shouldn’t rape ‘cause rape is a fucked up thing to do.

Pretty obvious just don’t fucking rape people
Didn’t think I had to write that one down for you.


I don’t think masturbation is obscene.
It’s absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
You make my job a living hell.
I sent gays to fix overpopulation, boy did that go well.
You’re not going to heaven
Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns
None of you are going to heaven.
You’re not my children, you’re a bad game SIMs
You shouldn’t abstain just cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork.

Because why the fuck would I give a shit?
I created the universe, think I’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?


You argue and you bicker and you fight.
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true.
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
You pray so badly for heaven.
Knowing any day might be the day that you die.
But maybe life on Earth could be heaven
Doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?
My love is the type of thing you have to earn.
And when you earn it you won’t need it.
My love is the type of thing you have to earn.
And when you earn it you won’t need it.
I’m not going to give you love just ‘cause I know that you want me too.
If you want love then the love has gotta come from you.
Way off!!