Lemonade Charity

May 2018
East Coast Of U.S.A.
This is pretty good so long as the kids are NOT doing it for the United Nations:


Students sell lemonade for water filtration system in Sudan

Remember when the U.N. ruined Halloween! The U.N. gave away little cardboard boxes on the Internet. The boxes had a coin slot in them like piggy banks. Trick or treaters were encouraged to ask people to donate money to a U.N. charity. The filthy bums could not let little kids have their trick or treat fun. I am sure U.N. dirt-bags had a story to justify their hustle a lot different than mine.

It was more than the money. The U.N. was planting a belief in the heads of five year olds. “The U.N. is good” was the message. Parents who do that to their own children should be ashamed of themselves. Halloween is about kids and candy and scary costumes —— not about sick United Nations politics.

If I had little gumps out trick or treating, I would have let them collect for the U.N. —— then I would tell them to keep the money because the U.N. sucks.

Kids collecting for the U.N. and then keeping the money as I suggested, was a good way to screw the U.N. for a change instead of the other way around. Admittedly, the amount of money involved was peanuts when compared to what U.N. parasites get from American taxpayers. Happily, kids keeping the money shoots Socialist brainwashing in the ass. There is no better message to send to American youngsters than this: Scam the U.N. the way it scams Americans —— only do it first and do it often.

Finally, the war against lemonade stands never ends. The parasite class is more interested in teaching children to pay taxes than teaching them to work for themselves:

Some Louisianan children recently opened a lemonade stand and were ticketed for operating a business without an occupational license or paying taxes on their earnings.​
This not only highlights the absurdity of criminalizing children who were too young to obtain an occupational license or to even pay taxes—​

Promote Work Ethic? Government Tickets Children for Selling Lemonade​
John-Michael Seibler​
By John-Michael Seibler | June 1, 2016 | 5:34 PM EDT​


Man threatens to call cops on girl's lemonade stand

Where is Susie when you need her?

Frankly, I am with Shirley “ Lemonade stands everywhere.”

I've thrown away my toys
Even my drum and train
I wanna make some noise
With real live aeroplanes

Some day I'm going to fly
I'll be a pilot too
And when I do, how would you
Like to be my crew

On the good ship lollipop
It’s a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay

Lemonade stands everywhere

Crackerjack bands fill the air
And there you are!
Happy landing on a chocolate bar

See the sugar bowl do the tootsie roll
With the big bad devils food cake
If you eat too much ooh, ooh
You'll awake with a tummy ache

On the good ship lollipop
It’s a night trip into bed you hop
And dream away
On the good ship lollipop