The Case Against Christian Dominionism

[hot dragon]

by following a literal interpretation of biblical urban myths, christian dominionists believe the return of christ is imminent, that they must be prepared for his coming by shaving their heads and screaming very loudly in large groups. these displays of faith will impress jesus, and he will embrace them and together they will rule the earth.

of course, they are idiots. its the flying spaghetti monster who is coming, and he doesnt care about shaved heads.

fools.

 

[skews13]

by following a literal interpretation of biblical urban myths, christian dominionists believe the return of christ is imminent, that they must be prepared for his coming by shaving their heads and screaming very loudly in large groups. these displays of faith will impress jesus, and he will embrace them and together they will rule the earth.

of course, they are idiots. its the flying spaghetti monster who is coming, and he doesnt care about shaved heads.

fools.

I believe that men in the Middle East at that time all had long hair and beards.

They apparently have confused Christianity for Buddhism.

 

[iolo]

I expect they have holy lice.

 

[imaginethat]

I expect they have holy lice.

Lice, but no soy sauce.

 

[RNG]

You mock the mighty FSM at your peril. You won't be anywhere near the beer river flowing from the beer volcano, and the stripper poles will be but a faint memory from your earthly days.

 

[FrostKing]

I expect they have holy lice.

Mohammed had lice.

 

[iolo]

Mohammed had lice.

Pretty well everyone had lice. That's why Jews had to cover their hair in the synagogue, and, doubtless, the reason for all those veils in the Middle East. What do you do, catch and eat 'em?

 

[FrostKing]

Pretty well everyone had lice. That's why Jews had to cover their hair in the synagogue, and, doubtless, the reason for all those veils in the Middle East. What do you do, catch and eat 'em?

The good news is that people always had a ready snack available. What is your favorite lice recipe?

 

[iolo]

Like you, I'm sure that natural food is best!

 

[BubbaJones]

The good news is that people always had a ready snack available. What is your favorite lice recipe?

Flied lice.