The Case Against Christian Dominionism

Mar 2008
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#1
by following a literal interpretation of biblical urban myths, christian dominionists believe the return of christ is imminent, that they must be prepared for his coming by shaving their heads and screaming very loudly in large groups. these displays of faith will impress jesus, and he will embrace them and together they will rule the earth.

of course, they are idiots. its the flying spaghetti monster who is coming, and he doesnt care about shaved heads.

fools.
 
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Nov 2012
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#2
by following a literal interpretation of biblical urban myths, christian dominionists believe the return of christ is imminent, that they must be prepared for his coming by shaving their heads and screaming very loudly in large groups. these displays of faith will impress jesus, and he will embrace them and together they will rule the earth.

of course, they are idiots. its the flying spaghetti monster who is coming, and he doesnt care about shaved heads.

fools.
I believe that men in the Middle East at that time all had long hair and beards.

They apparently have confused Christianity for Buddhism.
 
Apr 2013
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You mock the mighty FSM at your peril. You won't be anywhere near the beer river flowing from the beer volcano, and the stripper poles will be but a faint memory from your earthly days.
 
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Jul 2018
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Pretty well everyone had lice. That's why Jews had to cover their hair in the synagogue, and, doubtless, the reason for all those veils in the Middle East. What do you do, catch and eat 'em?
The good news is that people always had a ready snack available. What is your favorite lice recipe?
 

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