The Official 2019 Halloween Thread

Dec 2015
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Bring it, DTT.
Best costumes ever.
Best memes ever.
Best Halloween jokes. (keep it clean)
Best stories ever.

If you love kids like I do you'll get a giggle out of the latest costumes on the Ellen Show:
 
Jul 2019
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Bring it, DTT.
Best costumes ever.
Best memes ever.
Best Halloween jokes. (keep it clean)
Best stories ever.

If you love kids like I do you'll get a giggle out of the latest costumes on the Ellen Show:
I don't have much to add,
but I will show that Ellen clip to Jr

he's going to be Black Panther, which he was last year too, but new and different costume of the same guy (his grandparents usually take him to pick out his costume and I think some wires got crossed)

only joke I can think of at the moment

Q: Why are vampires so easy to trick?

A:
because they're suckers
 
Jul 2019
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tonight was awesome, went trick-or-treating right after work, racked up on candy, and got done before the traffic, wind, rain & cold started. Got home before 7

#success

not really a joke but my son made a funny

He said "I wish I had gotten more Smarties"

me: why?

him: "to cancel out all the dum-dums I got"
 
May 2018
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Damn Lee! And I was whining about it being 60 degrees and rainy here.
Yeah this is very unusual for us here. The city of course, was not prepared and 600 flights out of O'Hare got canceled. There were no salt trucks or anything out at all. It was a mess. My office is in the John Hancock tower. I decided to go all the way to the top to the 95th floor and this is what the view looked like around 2PM today:
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